April 1, 2019
Banner Sign Company is expanding services beyond signage to signings. Doctors notes, loan applications, notarized documents, local, state, or federal legislation – we’ll cover all your signing needs.
Our patented tracing-from-internet-searches-on-the-dark-web technology gives us access to copy any name that’s ever been signed. No ID required. No questions asked. For the low, low price of $96.57 per letter, your cocktail-napkin contract can be made an official executive order. Call now!
UPDATE: Banner Sign Co. has discontinued signature forgery services due to ethical concerns raised by the law. Happy April Fools’ Day.